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Monday, June 8, 2009

You're Just Not a Dude

So I'm quite positive everyone who is reading this has been hungry at some point in their life. To a point when you feel more easily agitated. Trivial things that happen piss you off, and it's easier for you to flip out and throw a little bit of a temper tantrum. Now not that I've tried, but I'm sure it's the same when you're quitting smoking. Similarities surface in women when they are facing their inevitable 28 day ventures, but I don't know if it's the same, I'm not a woman. However, I am certain that the same rising aggravation is installed directly into mens brains when they feel a lack of sexual release. You know, when they haven't cum. Everyone's a cummer. Noone's broken. For you women who think you are, you're fine, you just haven't experienced great oral sex as of yet. But when you see a guy out murdering people or raping young church boys, it's probably because he just really needs to cum. So the next time your boyfriend flips out because you asked him what type of sandwich meat he'd like on his bagel you should probably just suck a dick.