We all deep down know,
that whether it's from head trauma, or old age,
the exact instant before death,
everyone has a brief moment of true, painful sadness,
when engulfed in absolute knowledge,
of the nothingness the afterlife offers.
Play it Safe
Friday, February 6, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
not in vain, just vain.
I would like to take a moment
to thank the Winnipeg bolshevik rioters of 1919.
It is because of you that we are free,
to be slutty drunken honky tonk assholes.
legs
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
slitting your throat and fucking the wound.
My work hired a new woman as a boss the other day. As i started checking her out, i decided that her shit was pretty tight, and fucking late night in the office after close would be excellent. Then she came to talk to me. I noticed the scar on her neck, which means she probably had thyroid cancer, and that shit is probably contagious, so count me out.
Fuck cancer.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
milk?
Who was the first guy to drink milk? Someone had to stick their head under a cow and giver a suckle. Maybe the wife makes some cookies. O ya it's fucking before cookies were invented. When do you decide that's a good idea? dumb ass
Monday, February 2, 2009
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