Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving

"I was staying over at a girlfriends house for Thanksgiving.  Not like her house, but her parents.  So i'm sleeping in her room, and she's sleeping on the couch, with the parents placing themselves strategically in between.  The Trap was that the bathroom was on the other side of her parents room, so i had to walk past their door, on their creaky floor, to use the bathroom, and probably wake them up.  Them being protective of their daughter, i just didn't want to face that interrogation in the morning.  

The rub was that i had drank a lot of beer that evening, and hadn't gone yet.  But no way in hell was i walking by that door.  So i lift up the window, and start going. I realize that there is a screen there, but it's too late.  So i try putting some force behind it to make it through the screen.  

This fails.  There is a good amount of backsplash, and it's all over the floor, and dripping on the screen.  So i pick up a throw pillow and mop up the mess, which is why i bought her parents a Sham-Wow for christmas.  In the morning i went outside and there was a big yellow spot in the snow that i covered with snow.  

That girl is no longer my girlfriend.