Bum-Hole

There is this guy i know, we'll call him Ron.  Ron has a twisted history.  When he was in elementary school he stole another friends stuffed animal, tore a hole in it, and humped it.  With the other friend in the room.  And he jerked off in class.  I think he might have even wiped the spoof on the teachers back.  And he would go around and stick his finger in his bum and then put his finger on your mouth.  "Bum-hole!"  He used to chase kids around and throw bees nests at them.  The moral of this story...there is not moral.  Just a messed up individual.