I hate Deal Or No Deal. Not only because all you do is pick suitcases. But because Howie Mandel has a disgusting greasy Soul Patch. He should buzz that thing off, or atleast wear a shirt that says "My soul patch is the cushion for your big juicy balls"
I love Howie. Remember the joke, "I woke up in the middle of the night, and on the way to stub my toe I slippe and went to the bathroom." And who cares that he sold out to Boston Pizza. If you were offered hundreds of thousands of dollars for three hours of your time and your beautiful face you would to. Don't lie to yourself. It's not like he didn't write those scripts. And don't forget about Bobby's World, that was the fucking shit. I specifically enjoy the feeling of his flavour savour on my testis.
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*slipped
ReplyDelete** It's not like he wrote the scripts.
He is afraid of germs
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