Roommates

I once lived with this guy who liked to party. Not so much party as got partied on. And probably wouldn't have liked it if he wasn't all the way through a 40 pounder of whiskey before supper. This roommates went over to his brothers one day, and cause neither had jobs, they decided to do blow. My roommate passed out in a chair, and his brother pulled his pants off and magic markered his balls green.
"Fucked some dirty chicks, and he got green balls!" said his brother, and everyone had a good laugh. For the encore, his brother pulled out the wet/dry vac and stuck it on his cock, power on full. Now the guy was passed out, and he probably thought he was getting a hummer. I think he called the vacuum 'Stacey' at one point. He was left in the room by himself for a while with the vacuum on. At least there was no mess.
This guy has since cleaned up his life, and is a functional member of society. which just goes to show you...its okay to get jerked off by appliances.
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