Among many of my firsts, the first time I pissed on somebody's face also occurred in grade twelve.
I hated this kid the minute I saw him. I swear he got drunk off three rum and cokes, then puked all over my friends bathroom. I've always had a small blatter, I don't really care. But the nearest drain where I could bleed my lizard, happened to be the toilet where his head happened to be located on top of. So I cut out the middle man and pissed on his face.
I don't regret it at all. He fucked up my homie's bathroom, so I fucked up his self esteem.
-TJ Morand.
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wicked awesome .... love it
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dick move
ReplyDeleteso?
ReplyDeleteMan, that guy was just a loser, no need for that amount of hostility. He probably keeps that a secret to everyone he meets now and it eats him up inside. You've ruined his life.
ReplyDelete-Play it Safe
well teej
ReplyDeletekarma should warn you
to try and not pass out
in a public forum when
theres a certain someone
walking around with a full colon
shit iz real