Wednesday, January 21, 2009

NUS Definitions

Chunder Dick: morning dick after a night of unprotected period sex.

Chunder from Down Under: miscellaneous goop seeping from a large (probably imprisoned) native vagina

Niggasquids (nig-a-skwidz): a way to reserve a chair or position for your return; means absolutely nothing

peloquin (pell-oh-kwahn): noun - thought of as one of the best words in the modern age.
1: description of any mood one may be feeling. i.e. "Dude, I'm so fucking peloquin about the party tonight"
2: used to describe anything of monetary value. i.e. "You wanna throw down a fiver on a peloquin?"
3: a term of endearment. i.e. "The girl looked absolutely peloquin this evening"
4: used as an attention grabber when an overly attractive, underage member of the opposite sex is in the vicinity. i.e. "Peloquin!"

1 comment:

  1. I liked the way brendan worded it... its the simple things like nubmber 1 should say frat party. number 2 "dude". number 3 i like the "oh my stars" number 4 made me burst out laughing

    you decide
    -D

    peloquin (pell-oh-kwain) -Thought of as one of the best words in the modern age.

    1: Used to decribe any mood you may be feeling at any given time.
    eg) "Dude, I'm so fucking peloquin about tonights frat party"
    2: Used to describe anything of monetairy value
    eg) "Dude, you wanna throw down a fiver on a peloquin?"
    3: Used as a term of endeerment
    eg) "Oh my stars, you look absolutely peloquin this evening"
    4: An extremely hot 15 1/2 year old girl.

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