Fuck high school. Other than the partying and the daily fantasy of sleeping with your beautiful French teacher, what was good about it?
I hated 80 percent of the people in my school. It was full of fucking jackasses. Like the socially retarded kids who were like really bad actors, always trying to impress people with their bad jokes and obnoxiously loud voice. The foreign exchange kids who didn't understand anything you said, but somehow excelled in all of their classes while keeping a steady job as a drug dealer. Or the jocks, how could I forget the jocks. At this school, all of the more popular jocks weren't the football players or basketball players. They played volleyball. What a fucking joke of a sport. The only entertaining part of it was when a player would jump too high and then fall on his ankle and break it. Or when someone on the other team would spike a ball into someone's face, shattering their nose on impact. They thought these injuries qualified them to complain, miss class and act above everyone else. Get over yourselves, pick up a football and take a hit like a fucking man. Then maybe I could respect you.
-Turbo Jones
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