Once upon a time there was a guy that wished for the Midas Touch but, because he was borderline illiterate and kind of a douche, misunderstood the instructions and instead of turning things to gold, everything he touched turned to shit. It was a big stinky mess.
Moral: thank god G.W. is out
THE END
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Hopefully Obama has the real Midas touch. I can see everything he touches turning to gold .. just with a little bit of a brown tinge.
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