Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Ruderunner

So basically there was this kid, let's call him Melvin, who could run faster than any of the other kids, and they all used to envy him. He became a rude, self centered jerk with all the popularity he was gaining from his running ability. Any of the other kids that challenged him to a running contest would always lose. Melvin would just point and laugh at their attempts.

But then one day a new kid came to school and everyone noticed that he had the potential of running faster than Melvin. So they had a race.

The new kid's acceleration wasn't as strong as Melvin's. But he had more medium speed. The new kid was catching up. But Melvin noticed and pushed it to the limit. And he burst through the finish line faster than he ever had. So fast he couldn't slow down before the intersection ahead of him. Then there was a screech, but it was too late, the car plowed through Melvin's body and he died.

Moral of the story, don't be rude. Ever. You don't know when you're going to die.

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1 comment:

  1. killing is fun

    but this is straight up a crazy story.
    sorry for making fun of your soulpatch chris.

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