"...pornos are to jacking off, what snowboarding is to skateboarding. It's so much work. you need a mountain, snow, gloves, a bunch of gay clothes, a lift ticket, a lift, boots, a snowboard and a shit ton of drinks afterward to help you forget how gay you are for doing it in the first place. Skateboarding, you just walk out the door and hop on your board and you're good."
-Dave Carnie
-Dave Carnie
The truth.
-TJ
One would argue that in order to skateboard you need a road, or a ramp, or a rail, and hot weather. A helmet, elbow and knee pads if you want to set a good example for our next generation. And most likely a Slurpee.. unless you're not from Winnipeg.
ReplyDeleteHockey is to Soccer as Snowboarding is to Skateboarding. Everyone wants to play Hockey, but only the kids without poor parents get to play.
-Play it Safe
i'd rather have poor parents, grow up tough, instead of getting everything handed to me. wait that's exactly what happened.
ReplyDeleteand fuck setting a good example. you can't really get a pad to cover your face when you slam it on the concrete. it toughens you up. i think "fuck i lost all my teeth" sounds way more badass than "oh man i got some harsh snow in my mouth!"
stop playing it safe and take a risk
-tj
how about
ReplyDelete"i got my shit wrecked in an avalanche... but thankfully after waiting for a couple of hours or so upside down under 4 feet of dense snow my friends dug me out"
badass cred = substantially more than "fuck i lost all of my teeth"
Also, cut out the bullshit and get yourself a pair of snowshoes and some back country knowledge. Personally I would argue that between crosstown traffic noises and a peaceful mountain the mountain will always be most desirable.
slater rules: fact
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